Posts Tagged ‘Email’
June 14th, 2011
R needs to send an email to a bank. She calls me to help her set up a delivery and read receipt. In the process of doing this the following conversation takes place.
Me: Put in the email address.
R (mumbling while she is typing the address): s. a. n. d. o. w. n. b. m. BM must be branch manager. at. bankname. dot. co. dot. za.
R: How do I know it will go to the right branch?
Me: It has the branch name in the email address.
R: Oh, but how will I know it will go to her? The branch manager?
Me: Because this is her address, the one she gave you…
R: But it doesnt have her name in it?
Me: It doesnt have to, it’s her address, I promise it will go to her.
R: Ok, because I want *her* to reply to me.
October 6th, 2010
R requested certain documents from a provider yesterday. They sent her the documents via email this morning and CC’d me on the mail.
R: They sent me the wrong documents.
Me: So send a mail back and tell them.
R: They sent you the mail, can you check if the documents they sent you are right?
Me: But they sent me the same mail as you.
R: Yes, but can you check?
Me *sighs*: Ok… They are wrong, send them a mail back and tell them.
R: Ok.
February 11th, 2010
Print it out 10 times and hand it out!
February 4th, 2010
Another classic from Bob.
The IT guy walks into Bob’s office, he is practically crying he is laughing so hard.
Bob: IT Guy, whats so funny?
IT Guy: I got an urgent call to fix a problem with a computer.
Bob: What was the problem.
IT Guy: Well, you see, she wasn’t receiving emails. So I checked the connections, I checked Outlook, I checked everything I could possibly check.
Bob: And, what was the problem?
IT Guy: No one has sent her any…