Overheard in my office…

This is a statement that is all too familiar in my office O_o

B: The government promotes hijacking and motor theft, cause they gain from the VAT that is paid when you replace the car that got stolen.

I really just have no words…

Two of my colleagues bumped into each other at the shops…

KM: Hi! How are you? How old is your little one now?

E: Hi. She will be 2 in a months time.

KM: Wonderful.  Time to start thinking about number 2.

E: Well actually, I am pregnant.

KM: Thats fantastic, when are you due.

E: September.

KM: This September or next September?