Archive for September, 2010
September 16th, 2010
We are sticking labels onto envelopes.
KH: How can the printer print the word Johannesburg wrong on just one label?
Me: *blink* *blink*
Me: Ummm, its the database that has it wrong…
KH: So should I change it on the database?
Me: *bangs head on desk*
September 14th, 2010
So I get a phone call from one of the ladies working down stairs (1 floor down!)
E: Hi there, can you give me your fax number?
Me: Sure. Its xxx-xxxx. Why do you need it?
E: Oh, I dont feel like walking upstairs again to give R her report, I thought I would just fax it instead.
September 13th, 2010
J: RM, the printer isn’t working!
RM: Is it on?
J: Ummm, no….
September 7th, 2010
A few minutes ago we had a small power failure, enough to shut all the computers down.
KM: Do I need to switch my machine back on?
Me: Well if its off…
September 3rd, 2010
I work on the top floor of our building. I have just left my office and am making my way to the stairs when I overhear this from a woman standing at the lift:
Woman to another lady standing at the lift: Are you going down?