Overheard in my office…

Talking about Frontierville…

W: For the next challenge you need 4 rib eye steaks.

Me: Do those come from the cows?

W: No, they come from the oxen.

Me: Ok, cool, I also need 1 more ham.

W: Where does the ham come from?

Me: Um…. pigs….

R: Should I make a copy before or after I send it?

B: It doesnt make a difference.

R: But once I send it where does it go? Does it come back?

B: Once you send it, just look in your sent items.

B: Then you can make a copy of it…

I’m not sure whats more troubling, the fact that R doesn’t realise things go to the sent items folder or the fact that B told her to make a copy of the email instead of just not deleting it…

We are in the process of having our annual report printed and are going through the layout and proofing stage.

Printing Guy: The guys in production don’t know which photo is the committee photo?

RM: Could be the one I sent with the heading – The Committee…

Printing Guy: Oh…

D (to no-one in particular): I was starving – when I couldn’t eat…

K walks into RM’s office and asks a question about an email she has received…

K: RM, I want to read the reply that D made to A.  I tried opening the mail but there is no attachment. What do I do?

RM: If there is no attachment then there is nothing to open.

K: Oh.